1. Your first date with a special hotty would be: a. Dinner at a nice restaurant followed by a movie and maybe coffee and a chat at your place if all goes well. b. Meet at the local bar for a few drinks before taking him/her home to meet your partner. The three of you have wild sex together and never meet again. c. Taking in a live strip show then snuggling up in front of the latest Ron Jeremy flick before breaking out the whips and handcuffs.
2. You are writing a personal ad. Pick all the abbreviations you are likely to use: a. LTR b. CBT c. KFC d. S&M e. PTA f. WMD g. B&D h. VWE i. PB&J j. GSOH
3. You responded to an ad and they called you right back. Tonight you meet for the first time. What do you wear? a. Your freshly dry cleaned best suit / frock - dressed to impress.. b. Jeans, T-shirt and your latest uber-cool sneakers - dressed down. c. Leather shorts, fishnets and a corset - dressed to kill. d. A thong - dressed to undress!
4. You are browsing through the Phoenix. Which ad piques your interest most? a. I'm an attractive sub. I want to have fun but I need someone to tell me what to do. I need training and discipline. I await your orders master. b. Thanks for responding to my ad my name is Chris. I like movies, dancing and candlelit dinners. I'm looking for a friend first and maybe a lover. Possible long term relationship. Please leave me a message c. I'm looking for a no strings good time. Your place or mine. Call me and lets hook up tonight.
5. What do you most want to hear after making love? a. 'I love you' b. 'That was great. What are you doing next weekend?' c. 'You were right. Whipped cream is wasted on Jello' d. 'So that's how you tie a clove hitch' e. 'Your pee tastes like Gatorade'
6. Tonight's the big night. You and your new squeeze are going to 'do it' for the first time. What do you pack in your overnight bag? a. Your best undies, a toothbrush, mouthwash and cologne. b. Amyl nitrate, KY jelly and fur-lined cuffs. c. All your worldly possessions.
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